When I am facing a wall or have a uphill task. When I am down and when things seem to be still. These are the works that inspire, drive and invigorate me. And ofcourse there are others those are simply Quoteable!
Hope is a good thing, may be best of things and no good thing ever dies. – From the movie The Shawshank Redemption
“If it was completely different, school would be great.”
“My time is valuable. I can’t go on thinking about one subject for minutes on end. I’m a busy man.”
Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It’s like saying I don’t deserve it!
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again.
Childhood is short, maturity is forever.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it.
True friends are hard to come by … I need more money.
There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse!
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information .
I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
Calvin: “Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?”
Hobbes: “I’m not sure that man needs the help.”
Calvin: You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes: What mood is that?
Calvin: Last-minute panic.
Calvin: “I’m not going to so my maths homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here’s a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts.”
Hobbes: “I never really thought about the literary possibilities of maths.”
Calvin: “I prefer to savour the mystery.”
Susie: You’d get a good grade without doing any work.
Susie: It’s wrong to get rewards you haven’t earned.
Calvin: I’ve never heard of anyone who couldn’t live with that.
Calvin: “Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.”
Hobbes: “That’s thoughtful of you.”
Calvin: “See, on the front it says, ‘Get Well Soon’ … and on the inside it says,’Because me bed isn’t made, my clothes need to be put away and I’m hungry. Love Calvin.’ Want to sign it?”
Hobbes: “Sure, I’m hungry too”
Hobbes: “What do you think is the secret to happiness? Is it money, power or fame?”
Calvin : “I’d choose money. If you have enough money, you can buy fame and power. That way you’r have it all and be really happy. Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.”
Hobbes: “I suppose thats *one* way to define it.”
Calvin: “The part I think I’d like best is crushing people who get in my way.”
Dear Santa. Why is your operation located at the North Pole? I’m guessing cheap elf labour, lower environmental standards, and tax breaks. Is this really the example you want to set for us impressionable kids? …My plan is to put him on the defensive before he considers how good I’ve been.
Hobbes : “Do you think there’s a God?
Calvin : “Well somebody’s out to get me!”
Calvin : “Do you really think Bogeymen exist?”
Hobbes : “I’m not sure, but if they do, I think this is where they live…”
“The world isn’t fair, Calvin.”
“I know Dad, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favour?”
Calvin: “Any monsters under my bed tonight?”
“Nope.” “No.” “Uh-Uh.”
Calvin: “Well there *better* not be, I’d hate to have to torch one with my flamethrower!”
“You have a flamethrower?”
Calvin: “They lie. I lie.”
Calvin: “This meeting of the Get Rid Of Slimy Girls club will now come to order. First Tiger Hobbes will read the minutes of our last meeting.”
Hobbes: “Thank you. (9:30) Meeting called to order. Dictator For Life Calvin proposed resoultion condemning the existence of girls. (9:35) First Tiger Hobbes abstains from vote. Motion fails. (9:36) Patriotism of First Tiger called into question. (9:37) Philosophical discussion. (10:15) Bandages administered. Dictator For Life rebuked for biting.”
Hobbes: “(10:16) Forgot what debate was about. Medals of bravery awarded to all parties.”
Calvin: “I’m never gonna get married. Are you?”
Hobbes: “Hmm…I suppose if the right person came along, I might. Someone with green eyes and a nice laugh, who I could call ‘Pooty Pie’.”
Calvin: “POOTY PIE?”
Hobbes: “Or bitsy pookums.”
Calvin: “I think that would affect my stomach a lot more than my heart.”
Hobbes: “Bitsy pookums I’d say. Yes snoogy woogy, she’d reply…”